Sunday, 8 November 2015

A dark day of remembrance

A dark windy morning on the moors.

The morning of the national day of remembrance began in the north west wet and windswept, not really a day to look forward to a bike ride, but oddly I was.
Along with the wind and rain came dark skies, a bit like the beginning of a dark novel, even at a time when some brightness should have been about, mid morning, so dark in fact the dynamo lighting on my bike was automatically switched on.
I made my way toward the moors of Rivington and Anglezarke on my bike, dressed in the unfashionable and very seldom sighted full cycling cape, if you haven't seen one of these, you aint seen nothing yet. I add this as younger cyclists these days are so street cred only very fashionable (and expensive) waterproof jackets are worn. With a strong wind behind me the cape morphed into a wind sail giving great assistance allowing easy pedalling.
Nearing Rivington Barn I passed a cycling group, front and rear light twinkling in the semi dark, by the side of the road, one a victim of a puncture. No assistance seemed to be required so I rode on by with a cheery nod in their direction.
At the barn I felt the need of the cape had expired, the rain had all but stopped so I propped the bike against a wall and changed into the waterproof I had thoughtfully added to my saddlebag, after all the return would likely be into the wind when the cape would be a detrimental drogue.
As I rummaged in the saddlebag, a proper one, not one of the under the saddle sandwich boxes, a young lady from the puncture group approached, 'have you any puncture patches?' A plaintive cry for assistance, two spare innertubes that immediately went down on installation would indicate a foreign body still stuck in the tyre. No tubes left and a patch needed. I rummaged in the side pocket of my trusty saddlebag and came up trumps with a small box of patches and glue bringing a gleam to the eye of the young lady. I handed it over, 'will you be here long?' I'm afraid not, I'll be on my way, you can keep it.
You may ask why I was so generous when I myself may have been in need of the repair kit, well for a start the saddlebag contains, along with tools spare kit, gloves a healthy supply of spare innertubes, these big Carradice bags may be heavy but so handy, I was happy to help but needed to be on my way to the remembrance service.
Off road now and nearing the site of the wartime bomber disaster, the track is an ancient one that at one time long ago led to the lead mines, at the trackside are the old industrial water causeways, at one point a sign indicates that this was 'number six slime pit'. I often wonder about this but have never taken the trouble to look further for an explanation preferring the mystery rather than the answer.
I ride as far as I can up the track then lock my bike to the fence before tackling the steep winding footpath to the monument at the spot of the wartime tragedy. It was here one fateful night in 1942 that a bomber crewed by Australian volunteers in the Royal Air Force met their fate, no survivors.
Each year, a service in their memory is held, organised by the Chorley ramblers, assisted by the Mountain rescue service, during which a moving poem by the mother of one of the young men is read by ladies, usually two, from the ramblers.
I am preceded at the top by early arrivals, Dave Bisset is already there, minus this year his usual companions, one on DIY duties the other domestically confined for the day.
High on the hillside the wind is reaching the forecast gale proportions almost blowing us off the crowded small plateau, despite the mild weather down below up here it had Dave shivering and rubbing his gloved hands.
The two minutes silence was observed via radio four followed by the 'Last Post', always a poignant moment if you are ex service. During National Service we began to recognise the nightly bugler by their individual style.
Service over Dave and I rounded the morning off at the Rivington tea room, pasty and chips for Dave, egg and bacon barm for me, the wind on the hillside had honed a healthy appetite.


 It was still only half light on the way home, and early afternoon at that, the automatic dynamo light still being switched, and so it remained the rest of the day, a day to reflect on.

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Record breakers in our midst (boltonclarion)

Record breakers in our midst.
At the end of my latest escapade on the Tarleton 10 mile time trial course I witnessed an incident with some amusement and some respect.
On a lousy night for some, me more than others, I had sailed through the finish with great pain in shattered legs. After a brief low geared saunter down the continuing lane, willing the pain to subside, I returned to the finish area to return the number nine pinned to the back of my jersey. Before I got there I saw two cyclists, a mere hundred yards or so past the finish timekeeper, on the floor by the side of their tandem, both squealing in pain. First thoughts were they had come a cropper after going through the finish but quickly realised they were agonising and writhing on the floor with the same dreaded pain in their legs that I too experienced, but, obviously further into purgatory than I had dared to be. I recognised the colours of a former club of mine, Leigh Premier r.c. and the wearer of one of them, a former Bolton clarion member Darren Topping.
Two days later I realised the significance of this painful event whilst visiting Geoff Smith’s bike shop, who should be in the shop but Darren Topping. Commenting on what I had seen on Thursday, in response Darren explained that they had been making an attempt on the club tandem ten mile record. I’m sure the pain had been doubled by the realisation that it was a gallant but failed attempt. I tenuously asked who held the record, though I suspected I already knew, ‘some guy called Whittle’ and Street I suggested. ‘Yes’ was the reply.
Our own Charlie Whittle, along with former Bolton member Nev Street, set the record, 21 minutes thirteen seconds, over thirty five years ago Now don’t run away with the idea that the club must not have had quality members since, not so, in that time the club had seen many great riders.
Looking at a dinner dance, presentation night programme I still have, dated 1978, I see the list of club records also includes Ray Fairclough. Ray held the fifty tandem record and was in the team ‘12’ hour record. Nev and Charlie also held the ‘25’ and the ‘30’ records.
The pairing of Nev and Charlie also held place to place records that once were popular, the mind boggling,
1 hour 22 minutes 12 seconds, Leigh – Knutsford – Leigh. Leigh – Chester – Leigh, 2 hours 20 minutes, WoW!
Also on the 1978 programme of award winners, Charlie Whittle, bronze ‘25’ championship, Ray Fairclough, bronze ‘50’ championship and silver ‘12’ hour championship. Included as well is a certain Anthony Bowles, 2nd ‘Most improved rider competition’.
So next time you see Charlie gigging on the dance floor, remember his record breaking exploits on the tandem. I don’t know if the other records are still standing but one that certainly still stands is the thirty odd year old ‘ten’, the ‘Silver Fox ‘ reigns.

Friday, 15 May 2015

Distress At Tarleton ten mile time trial.

Distress at Tarleton

Being of the good boy scout mentality I prepared for the evening time trial at Tarleton, run by Southport CC, with great care.
Check my bike, put chest strap (frequently forgotten) for heart rate monitor in bag, club jersey, put heart rate monitor on the bars, also frequently forgotten. Goggles, also known as shades, frequently forgotten, in the bag, check bag for mitts , shorts, (occasionally forgotten) spare tub and co2 inflator, shoes,(occasionally forgotten) good, all there.
Final check on tyre pressures, here things begin to unravel. While inflating rear wheel to around 120 lbs I notice the tub looks a bit mis-shapen, further investigation reveals why when warming up on the turbo trainer there was a slight regular bump on the wheel. The tub was approaching end of life, jeeze what a time to find out, what to do? The answer was my high pressure lightweight wheels I used last year, all I need now is spare innertube and tyre levers. Just in case of a puncture I like to be prepared to avoid a long walk back to the start.
Right, pump up the spare wheels, fit a magnet to the front wheel, there I’ve thought of everything, load up the car let’s go.
I arrived early at the lay by, parked near my spot with a bit of level sidewalk for the turbo trainer, I was second car to arrive and was well away from the other car, over 100 yards or so.
I went for relief at the spot well used by all competitors, came back and could not believe what I saw, a huge van had decided to park right over my level bit for the turbo, four feet from my backend, the guy had a hundred yards to park in and chose to rob me of warming up space.  Jeeze!
I decided to reposition my spot at right angles to the road and managed to level the trainer, just as I had set up the trainer the guy with the van offered to move his van back a bit, politely through gritted teeth I said it was ok.
While going through the pre event ritual I took stock of the wind, quite strong and according to the forecast estimated to be 18 mph, wow it could be a struggle.
I took out the wheels then the bike from the car, put in the front wheel, checked out the magnet placement, yep, the speed is registering, then put in the back wheel.
That dreaded ‘I don’t believe it’ moment came like a lightning bolt, there was no skewer in the back wheel, in my haste to swap wheels I failed to notice the damn quick release was missing.
I sat in the car and reflected in misery, but as I reflected I was mindful that the wind was waving the trees back and forth with strong gusts. I was reluctant to try and borrow a spare quick release fearing my evening of woe may result in further disaster in a battle against the wind resulting in some kind soul wondering if they would ever see their spare skewer again
I decided to make the return home, regretful on one hand and cheered by the fact that I was avoiding more misery battling the wind for ten miles.
I arrived home and watched the last ten k of the Giro, later I received the results from Tarleton by email, I was cheered by the fact Andy Horner was over a minute down on the time he achieved the previous week, not in a nasty way but a realisation I would truly have been shafted by the wind.


Being forgetful can sometimes be very satisfying.   

Tuesday, 5 May 2015

Tour de Yorkshire, the Clarion and Me.

Tour de Yorkshire, the Clarion and Me.

I have recently watched the Tour de Yorkshire and was amazed at the amount of memories my old grey cells have retained nearly all connected with the National Clarion and Bolton Clarion.
The first stage took me down a memory lane of National Clarion Easter Meets.
Scarborough, twice, Whitby, Beverly, Bridlington.
Scarborough 2004 may evoke memories some members would prefer to forget but this particular meet for me was a reminder of just how important friendship and fellowship is within the cycling and clarion world. It was the year Amy was treated for breast cancer and while recovering we attended the Scarborough meet, where, the messages and goodwill extended to Amy will stay with me forever.
The later Scarborough meet and the Whitby meet were brought to mind as the Tour riders criss crossed the steep climbs and lanes so well known to cycle tourists and quite legendary.
Rosedale Chimney and Grosmont, the former being the most famous, while the latter reminded me graphically of the time we climbed it on the tandem. As we started the climb the local bus passed us, slowly, and the sight of the passengers coming to the back of the bus to watch us tackle the steep obstacle was a bit more than surprising. On the way up we passed a gent with sense enough to walk the hill while at the top we were greeted by a young lady, also on a bike, who greeted us with, ‘yeah ok, say you have ridden all the way up’. Despite Amy’s protest that we had indeed ridden, the young lady was unconvinced.
Whitby, I can’t forget the dismay of the Stockport clarion lads, who had ridden over, waking on the first morning to find a busted soil pipe had been spraying their bikes locked up in the rear yard during the night, yuk!
The meet began with an official welcome by the official Dracula, who of course landed on our shores and began a dark legend. A secondary attack of painful shingles had me wondering if Dracula had paid me a visit during the night.
The tv coverage of the route was superb, both air and ground camera work had me re-living the rides I have taken over the years of discovering Yorkshire both with the National and Bolton clarion. The Yorkshire Dales have always featured on the hostel weekends of Bolton section, so many of them using the Yorkshire clarion club house as HQ. I must mention here we once had the company of Legendary National secretary Marion Lamb and husband Harold.
So, for three days I was transfixed not only watching and admiring the professional cyclists but reliving  and accompanying them swooping down hill and climbing the other side, sharing the grovel and pain plus the ecstasy on reaching the top.

Never have I enjoyed bike racing so much as the Tour de Yorkshire, sheer magic and for me sheer nostalgia.